Sit at Your Own Risk

This recliner is not
for use in a moving
motor home or boat.
It will not protect you
from accidental
ejection or dejection.

Keep this recliner away
from burning cigarettes
or your old flame.
Upholstery can release
toxic fumes
or toxic quips. 

Do not trap your head
in moving recliner parts.
This recliner is not designed
as a weight-loss machine.

Do not stand on this recliner.
It is not a catapult,
even if the cat thinks so.

published in Dark Entries

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